Me: Hello Everybody. My name is Anna and im and addict.

Everyone: Hello Anna!!

Me: Im addicted to 3 A's!!

Karen: What u mean like in the Junior Cert?

Me: Do u follow me where ever i go?

Karen: Dont change the subject, its your turn to talk. Continue.

Anna: *frowning at Karens evasion* Im addicted to three things begining with a. First, Affermation.

Karen: *mumbled* Trust you to use big words. Hmm

Ruffles hair in frount of face as if creating a wall between her and the newly frustrated speaker.

Me: *ignores* Im addicted to compliments-

Karen: Who isnt.

Me: *continues ignoring* I love people telling me, well done or you did a good job-

Karen: HA HA Thats what she said!!

Me: *continues ignoring* Second A, Attention. I like being noticed. i love when im in a big group of people im comfortable around-

Karen: Thats what she said!! Ha ha.

Me: *frown lines deepen but continues ignoring* what i mean is i love when people pay-

Karen: HA HA, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HA HA!!!

Me: -attention to me.

Karen: Thats not funny!! Spoil sport!!

Me: Okay, lets stop talking about me for a moment, why the hell are u in Addicts Anonomous?

Karen: Robert Downey Jr!! Shesh Anna, get with the program.

Alicia: I know right!!

Karen: Your so stupid!! Remember i saw him and then i was humping him and you know.. *cough cough* ..either this or probation so, you know.

Me: No, i dont remember it actually BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME UNCONCIOUS IN THE HALL AND I WOKE UP TO AN OLD GUY POKING ME WITH A STICK!!! *deep breaths*

Karen: Oh ya, right!!

Me: All that aside, Alicia, what the hell are you doing in my AA meeting??

Alicia: Whats wrong with me being here, i mean Karen's here. Why shouldn't i be here?? I mean you just dont want me here because you dont like me. Your sooo mean. Why the hell are you like that? I never did ne thing to you but you always-

Me: ALICIA!! Stay if you want just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Everyone: ...

Alicia: Jezz!!! Dont have to be so touchy about it. I was going any way.

Me: *fists clenched* Grrr!!

Karen: I know right!! Sheesh Anna!!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh...eh?

Anna falls to the floor noticing a tranculiser needle/dart in her ass. Karen drags Anna out ot the room.

Karen: Alicia, give me a hand here!!

Alicia: No fricken' way, man!! Shes your problem.

Karen: I wasnt the one who knocked her out.

Alicia: Neither was i.....

Both look around suspisously.

Alicia: What ever, im out. See you later.

Karen: Okay...

Alicia leaves, never to return and Karen drags Anna the rest of the way out.

Karen: Now how am i going to-

David Bowie walks by. Karen runs over and starts humping him. Anna is left lying in the hallway of adddicts anonomous. A creepy old guy with a blow tube (thats what she said) and a box of tranqualiser darts walks over and begins to stare at Anna

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